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A crude hand-drawn doodle of a mouse, taped to something.

Twenty-four, twenty-four. Silver fox fur. A blackened, black-end bottom lip. Acoustic caustics acclimate, agitate. No need to run. Modern houses with modern locks; and modern lock-pickers. A sheet of cara cara orange stickers. They chewed your favorite pen, do something about that. Rough them up. Shooting down hang gliders with anti-air artillery. Enough money to go around, but I donโ€™t want to share. Showering your special someone in their own blood. Cuffed to the wall; keep kicking your feet, I donโ€™t care. Squawking and squeaking, the insuppressible utter annoyance of the mouse theyโ€™ve taped to your back.ย 

Julie, please have this done by Friday. Julie, please rinse the coffee pot. Hostile houseplant. Chattering with the cheetahsโ€“take notes please. Nevadaโ€™s gone mad, have you seen the news? Injecting yourself with every last needle you can find: the true way to live prosperously. Take whatโ€™s yours, itโ€™s about time; havenโ€™t you had enough? You can bash your head against all the rocks youโ€™d like, but Iโ€™ve found boulders to be more effective. Alternatively, tie yourself to an old tree and set it on fire. Come back a beautiful phoenix. You could be so beautiful.

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